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New Board:
Debbie Sullivan President
Paul Blitzstein Vice President
Lorraine Marino Secretary
Jean Theodat Treasurer
Directors:
Ellen Feir
Carole Mostrom
Judy Saxton

Welcome new board members:
Paul Blitzstein
Lorraine Marino
Carole Mostrom
Judy Saxton

Here we go folks...
I am 60-some years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails... why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!!

I haven't attended a Hampton Lakes event in a long time. I am so glad I made it out to the Holiday Party. The social committee outdid themselves. It was nice to see all of our community together. Food, fun, fellowship and games were amazing! Thank you for all your hard work! It was a great turnout!

Richard and I would like to thank Jo and Gordon for all their hard work. During the paving they both were on top of things. They must have walked/rode a marathon in spurts! We were informed that the company still has to tweek things, give them some time. It's ok to voice our concerns just remember we are all in this together, be mindful that the board is a volunteer position and it's not easy! Once again thank you, great job!!!
Please feel free to add grateful posts in comments...

Is there a reason Septembers landscaping info is not posted?

FYI
Electric Power went off this morning.
Press ** on the alarm to stop beeping.

Guess what? It's not just our community. I saw this on Next Door site. Nuts are everywhere! Lol

I couldn't resist a good laugh!

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?